Pre-Arrival
Soft, warm, gentle…these are words that describe my current living situation. But I have to say that I’m growing out of my space. It’s getting a little cramped in here, though that may better describe the feelings of my landlord.
My Roommates
I’ve got a plan, though. I’ve secured a new home in the same neighborhood. I get my own room right off of the living quarters of a nice young couple, whom I’ve nicknamed Mommy and Daddy. There’s also another housemate down the hall named Brother Elijah…he must be a Christian or something. He’s surely not a monk, because he talks up a storm — I about wet my womb once when he was talking about an abominable snow monster!
If my calculations are correct, my movers should be showing up around March 7th, but I wouldn’t mind getting out of here a little early…I hear the new place has wonderful milkshakes.
While you’re waiting for my arrival, you can visit my brother’s site at elijahhudson.com