12
Jun
2009
Month Three
So there’s a lot going on right now in my little world. Sure, some things haven’t changed: I love swimming laps in the indoor pool, getting room-service to bring food when I get the munchies, and generally enjoy napping during the day whenever I feel like it.
But there have been some changes. For instance, I have been given the responsibility of giving Daddy a 6am wake-up call, much like you would have a hotel do for you. I make sure to practice nightly by trying it out on Mama a few times leading up to it.
There’s also these interesting pacifiers on the end of my hands…ten total…that I love to slobber up. When those aren’t available, I just blow bubbles.
And finally, I’ve also taken up exercise, not out of desire, but out of necessity. Honestly, I think I have an eating problem…I must have about 8-10 square meals a day! So I hit the gym. I do some non-traditional workouts — no, none of that Yoga garbage…that’s just a money-making crock! I lay back in my bouncy seat and ride an imaginary bike, which is much like a stationary bike, just without the stationary bike.